The results are in, and we all lost.
Please congratulate your 2017 Best of Snarkramento winners. Champions can pick up their Snarkies behind the dumpsters in Jazz Alley.
The results posted herein are statistically representative of the entire population of the City of Sacramento. Please use this information in all marketing materials for enticing corporations and Bay Area people to move to Sacramento.
For real though, thank you for taking this dumb survey. Hope you had a laugh.
Sacramento politician hungriest for that tech money:
Total votes: 441
Write-ins:
- Barry Broome, he isn’t an elected politician but he acts like one
- People who are actually hungry and could benefit from a stimulated Sacramento economy
- West Sacramento Mayor Chris Cabaldon
- Richard Nixon
Best public art aimed at making wealthy people feel like they live in a gritty urban center:
Total votes: 217
Write-ins:
- Painting dumpsters
- Art Hotel
- Don’t Shake Your Baby campaign
Sacramento journalist you wish didn’t quit/get laid off:
Total votes: 318
Write-ins:
- Dave and Lois
- Dan Walters
- Bob Shallit
- Is Nick still a Sacramento journalist?
- All of the above
Worst Marcos Breton take of 2017:
Total votes: 181
Write-ins:
- Fire this asshole
Brewery you are least sad to see close:
Total votes: 285
Write-ins:
- Brew it Up!
- OMG, Sacramento is about to drop below the minimum 10 breweries per square mile in order to remain on the Top 100 Hipster Destinations list…WHAT TO DO?!
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It’s sad that so many people lost their income
How many more pizza/craft beer restaurants can open on the grid before we become the most obese city in California?
Total votes: 159
Write-ins:
- I love pizza. Fuck you.
- It’s too late… and up next Handle District moving walkways! Yessss!
Will Mayor Darrell Steinberg continue to be a corporate shill, or will he become a real progressive leader?
Total votes: 270
Safest space for gentrifiers:
Total votes: 147
Write-ins:
- Pushkins
- Oak Park Triangle
Which Wide Open Walls mural will be the most popular for aspiring Instagram models to pose near?
Total votes: 221
First Place
Second Place
Third Place
Fourth Place
Write-ins:
- Koi Fish on the Marrs building
- Maren Conrad’s wall
- OTHER
- Conrad’s Koi at the Marrs building
Bro-iest Sacramento bar:
Total votes: 213
Write-ins:
- Bar West
- Golden Bear
- Highwater
- Is there honestly any difference between those four?
- All so baaaaaaddddddd
- Sac Brew Bike
- Republic
Percent your rent has risen in the last 12 months:
Total votes: 168
- Zero. I own.
- I live in my mom’s basement, it’s free!
- Should I even be filling this out if i own a house in Tahoe Park?
- Homeowner who overpaid at height of bubble…
- None percent
Next Sacramento music venue that will close:
Total votes: 198
Write-ins:
- Please close Golden 1. It would fuck the city over but it would be worth it.
- Harlow’s? Unlikey. Press Club? Music? AofS, unlikely. Cafe Colonial closes and reopens regularly. My answer: Starlight. What? It closed in June? Sh*t!
- Is Townhouse still open?
Golden 1 Center show you are most embarrassed you bought (or thought about buying) tickets to:
Total votes: 150
Write-ins:
- Monster truck jam
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Hall & Oates. Only because Tears for Fears was also on the bill.
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Kanye
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Neil Diamond (free tickets, but still)
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Tim McGraw/Faith Hill
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Kendrick
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*Haven’t recovered from the article about the surveillance enough to even consider…and/or Paul McCartney.
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Katy Perry
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Kings game.
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None
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I saw Neil Diamond there
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Cirque De Soleil
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Never!
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I wouldn’t see any of that bullshit if you paid ME
- Haven’t been to the Center yet.
Games into the Kings season when you will start losing interest:
Total votes: 197
Write-ins:
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Already bored
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1
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Already have lost interest.
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Go Warriors!
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Are they a hockey team?
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Already
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1
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1
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All of them because the Kings suck
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5
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1
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-1
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Preseason
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Lost Interest Years Ago
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1
- 1st game
Sacramento “monument” that should be removed:
Total votes: 154
Write-ins:
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Piglet.
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The capitol building
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The gummy bear
- Piglet
Biggest Sac fuck-up that would never happen in the Bay Area:
Total votes: 195
Write-ins:
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Electing steinberg
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None of them, they’re just as fucked as we are
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Bulldoze downtown in favor of an environment more conducive to scared suburbanites who love malls
- You have too many “all of the above” questions…
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