(Fictional) lineup for return of TBD Fest announced

There once was a time when Sacramento held a music festival that people actually wanted to attend. They called it TBD Fest, it was held in The Bridge District (get it?), and it was really fucking hot, but a lot of fun.

And then as quickly as TBD came to us, it was taken away, only to be replaced by a giant wooden sombrero that occasionally hosted food trucks and Instagram photographers.

Nobody thought TBD could come back from the shitty money management and lawsuits that plagued it, but in an unbelievable and completely untrue turn of events, I came upon an email detailing a 2018 TBD Fest. In this Voices: River City exclusive, I bring you a preview of this year’s lineup. For tickets, just donate to the Voices Patreon and I will make sure you get hooked up once they go on sale.

TBD Fest 2018 Saturday, August 21 Somewhere hella fucking hot CAKE (not the band, just the food) #MeToo and the Kevin Johnsons* Barry Broome and the Sweep-The-Homeless-Off-The-Streets Horns Real Estate agents** Chris Cabaldon featuring DJ PAY ATTENTION TO WEST SACRAMENTO TOO Def Grips Deathones The woman who plays her flute downtown around lunchtime Jay Schenirer and his All-Star Milquetoast Pander Band DESTROY BOYS (no seriously) Death from Above 2018 Quincy Jones just talking hella shit for two hours Crotch thrusting clinic courtesy of Kenny the Dancing Man * featuring the No Grope Zone brought to you by the California Democratic Party **they won't be playing, just taking 6 percent of ticket sales Sponsored by the Clay Nutting Legal Defense Fund

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Sac Snark

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